Why I support the MPs Salary demands, tongue in cheek

Foremost you need to understand that the rich are an exploited lot. Everything they consume is expensive. While I have the option of spending about kshs 100 for a sumptuous lunch at a certain joint they will spend 10,000 for a similar meal in one of the five star hotels. Besides they have about 10 armed body guards with them who also need to eat. You may say the difference is the hotel but I can tell you the end product that goes to the loo is the same. Isn’t that exploitation? If not they should have been excreting more appealing stuff. They don’t have the option of spending 100 for lunch like me kwa mama Njeri.
They are honorable you know. They have cars that are fuel guzzlers and you know how fuel has been on upward trajectory of late. They cannot afford to drive in a small Toyota Corolla like you. The MPs are not only rich but they have thousands of constituents who depend on them. If you reduce their salary who will pay school fees for poor children, who will feed their constituents. You need to understand that they are not asking the salary for themselves but for their constituents. Let them get even 2 million; it’s for the good of Kenyans. They also have big families; one that you know and many others that you don’t know. These families come out of their hideouts once the Mheshimiwa breaths his last and becomes a saint in our eyes. You have seen how they scramble for his meager savings after his death. Let the mps have their way it’s for the good of this country.